Will Danilow | Writer

Society can tell Bart Simpson not to "conduct his own fire-drills," but we all know what he's gonna do. Society might encourage people to be humble, but no one buying this car is trying to be that. Be who you are.

The 2016 election was... different. And while I won’t be like everyone else and rant in prose about how I feel about the outcome, what I will say is this: a lot of Americans feel like they’re living in uncertain times. Like the future of their finan

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Mercedes and BMW are scared of the Stinger. So scared, in fact, they run when they see it coming.

Yoplait was releasing a yogurt with oatmeal, so I decided that it should be called, “Yoatmeal.”

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Uber drivers don't know spots in New York... but Yellow Cabs do

Real New Yorkers don't need GPS

Half the fun of taking Yellow Cabs is the attitude

We got asked to write about what “The Ampersand” in Saatchi & Saatchi meant.

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Society can tell Bart Simpson not to "conduct his own fire-drills," but we all know what he's gonna do. Society might encourage people to be humble, but no one buying this car is trying to be that. Be who you are.

The 2016 election was... different. And while I won’t be like everyone else and rant in prose about how I feel about the outcome, what I will say is this: a lot of Americans feel like they’re living in uncertain times. Like the future of their finan

Screen Shot 2016-11-08 at 11.43.42 AM.png

Screen Shot 2016-11-08 at 11.43.25 AM.png

Mercedes and BMW are scared of the Stinger. So scared, in fact, they run when they see it coming.

Yoplait was releasing a yogurt with oatmeal, so I decided that it should be called, “Yoatmeal.”

Uber drivers don't know spots in New York... but Yellow Cabs do

Real New Yorkers don't need GPS

Half the fun of taking Yellow Cabs is the attitude

We got asked to write about what “The Ampersand” in Saatchi & Saatchi meant.